Heart full of love

_______???????________________________see
_____????????????_______________________it
___????????????????____________________Don’t
__??????????????????____???????? ______lose
__???????????????????_????????????____some
__??????_Luv_??????????????????????___one
__?????????????????????????????????__Who
___?????_U_???????????????????????_ is
____??????????????????????????????_91%Kind
______?????_FRIEND??????????????_92%Good looking
________??????????????????????___93%Smart
__________??????????????????____94%Nice
____________??????????????______95%Pretty
_____________???????????_________96%Good thinking
_____________????????_____________97%Geneious
_____________?????_________________98%Truthfull
____________????_____________________99%Sincere
___________??__________________________100% friendly
__________ ?____________________________so plzzz
___________?______________________________don’t lose

ek tha raja…

1 tha raja,1 thi rani,
dono mar gye , khatam
kahani.
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Niche Kya Laash
dhund rahe ho ?
bola na khatam
kahani……..!

Washing Powder nirma

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE

RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE

SABKI PASAND NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA
NIRMA……. ……… …

LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN……..

Kabhi Kabhi

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein yeh khayal aata hein….

ki doosron ke man mein kabhi kabhi hi kyun khayal aatehein

the punjabi kid

To,
The Principle,
Guru Harkishan Public School, Kalka Ji ,
New Delhi.

Sir,

Binti eh hai ki ajj kall school vich Dil nahin lagda te raat nu neend vi nahi aandi. Kyonki school vich kudiyyan ghatt ne. Sohni vee nai hai, jo hai oh sabb eniyann ajeeb ne ki dekhann nu ji ni karda, sab kaali peeli hengi. Te Madama v koih khass patakka ya jabardast maal nahi haan.

Hor kuch nai te ghatt to ghatt receptionist hi sohni rakh lavo…. taaki nave bachhe admission laen layyee motivate ho sakan.

Aap ji da bahut dhannwad howega.

Your’s faithfully,

Santa Singh
Class : 3 – B

Dumb and Dumber

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a five rupee coin and 2 in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER
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Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself