Girl’s Psychology

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

Mobile Trouble

ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Expert’s HINDI

you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the
“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

अफलातुन Poone

अफलातुन पुणे…अफलातुन वाक्ये :-

1) क्रुपया खिडकीतुन पत्र टाकु नयेत. आमटीत पड्तात. चव बिघडते.
2) धूळ साचलेल्या गाडीच्या काचेवर :- आता तरी पुसा…..
3) ख़ोदुन ठेवलेल्या रस्त्यावर: भव्य पुणे मोटोक्रॉस स्पर्धा :-: सौजन्य पुणे महानगरपलिका
4) लाकडी जीन्यावर : चढण्यासाठी वापर करावा… वाजवण्यासाठी नव्हे.
5) होटेल मधे : कामाशीवाय बसु नये..
6) दुपारी १ ते ४ दार वाजवु नये. येथे माणसे रहातात व ती दुपारी झोपतत..
अपमान कसा होतो ते पहायचे असल्यास वाजवुन पहा….
7) कोर्या कागदाची झेरोक्स काधुन मिळेल.
8) येथे जोशी रहात नाहीत. चौकशी करु नये, अपमान होईल…
9)येथे कचरा टाकू नये साभार परत केला जाईल.

i wanna say… something…

Actually

kya hai k

woh

i hope u understand

actually

i wanna say

woh yeh k

acha ab boloon kya??

hope u dont mind

plz try to understand

bas yeh he tou kehna hai k

ab samajh jaoo

baat bohat chotee hai

woh yeh k

darta hoon k ghusa aa jaye ga tumhay

uffff kaisay boloon

ok

actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh k

ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

sirf 3 words he tou hain

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

that

HOW R U…………..

toh yaar scrap kyu nai karte

Aap kaha hai?
Apka ghar hai?

Tv hai?
Kon se channel
aate hai?

Table hai?
Chair bhi hogi?

Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?
Billi hai?

Kutta kyo
nai hai?

Audio hai k
cd k dvd?

Home theater
kyo nai hai?

nal hai?
Pani aata hai?

Fridge hai?
Bada hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?
ice banata hai?

Konc
company ka hai?

To dusri Co. ka
kyo nai hai?

Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?
ACHHA.

NET HAI?
Chalta hai kya
toh yaar scrap kyu nai karte …..!!!

tum,..bhi..bhejo,..

Jo…..

Ho…. Gaya…..

Wo…. Ho…. Gaya…..

Jo…..

Hona…. Hoga….

Wo…. Hoga….

Aur …..Jo

Nahi… Hona… Hai

Wo…. Nahi…. Hoga….

Kyun….kay… Jo…

Hona…. Hai…

Wo… To…

Hoga… Hi…. Hoga….

Ab… Dekhna…. Hai….

Kay…. Kya….

Hoga…..?…

Aur….

Kya….Nahi….

Hoga….

Hone…. Ko…. To…

Kuch….. Bhi…..

Hoga….

Yahi…. Sochna…. Hai….

Kay… Kiya…

Hoga……?

Aur….. Kya… Hoga….

Agar…

Kuch….. Hoga…. To…..

Theek… Hoga….

Aur….

Nahi…. Hoga….

To…. Bhi…

Theek…. Hoga….

Theek… Hoga… To….

Kis… taarhan.. Say….

Hoga….

Aur….

Taarhan… Hi….agar…

Theek….Nahi… Hoga…

To…. Kuch..

Kaisay… Theek…. Hoga…..?…

Ab…. Aap…. Batao…. Kay…

Aage…

Kiya… Hoga?..

kisi..

aur..

ko..

tum,..bhi..bhejo,..

SIRF PAKANE KE LIYE SCRAP KIYA HAI..

delhi
k
paas
k
nizamudin
railwaystation
ki
train no. 6162
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route
k
3rd station
bharatpur
k
ek chote
se
gaon
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nazdek
wale
kabristan
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chowkidar
ki
kabr
pe
baithe
hue
kutte
ki
aage
wali
right
side
ki
taang
ki
tisri
ungli
k
nakhun
k
paas
chupe
hue
Macchar
k
pait
mein
rehne
wale
bacteria
k
chromosomal
DNA
k
thymine
nucleotide
k
5th
carbon
k
outer
shell
k
4th
electron
ki
kasam

SIRF PAKANE KE LIYE SCRAP KIYA HAI…..>

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai II

kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai

aaj nahi aya

bola na kabhi kabhi ata hai

5 Important Facts

5 Important Facts

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha………………

Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

Fact5: You will send this to annoy all your friends!!